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OIL SHOCK
At exactly 7:22AM on January 17th, the American Government announced live to thousands of millions of people that Saudi Arabia had officially run out of oil. This sent viewers, listeners and spectators into a frenzied panic.
The price of oil all over the world has dramatically risen around 80% and millions have lost or are endangered of losing their jobs. Petrol companies, oil traders, Engineers and many others who depend heavily on oil for manufacturing needs, are in desperate, helpless positions. Only some countries, mainly Japan and Germany, seem to be handling this apparently unpromising situation with a slightly positive attitude. Arron McGregor, a highly qualified Scottish scientist who has studied for a steady 12 years in Kyoto, Japan, gives us his opinion on the matter; “I believe that Japan is ready for this crisis as a country, but as a Global combination, we need to smarten up our act and quickly.”
Japanese Toyota co-operation have teamed up with Germany’s major Volkswagen Company and have claimed that they are committed to improving the new ‘Klucz Same Chodowy’ aka KS01. This latest, developing car is apparently the key to our petrol problem. After decades of high profits selling petroleum products, the team has now re-invested in a much more environmentally friendly fuel. They have put twenty 100-squared mile solar panels in the Sahara Desert. These will be the power source for the KS01′s battery. Petrol stations will soon be back in business because they will be used to transfer the solar energy. The whole picture has not yet been revealed but we do know that the release date for this improved car is October later this year. A car designer from Germany who is the head director for this project comments; “Our new model is not yet ready, but we are hoping to bring it out before the world comes to a standstill.”
3 comments Posted in Uncategorized May 12, 2009
MYSTERY PRESIDENT
Today, at 10am (Japan time) in front of the white house in Washington, Obama revealed, live to millions, the privilaged individual that won the elections for 2029.
Obama declared that ‘he would be putting the world at risk’ should he let some one who has no experience in ruling, other than being the one of the most famous celebrities of time, become the next president. Although we have no clue who won the votes, Obama left us with a description of this mystery person, before he stood down and unwillingly left the building. According to the description, this ‘inexperianced’ new president has black hair and used to be a black American but operated on his face so he appears to be a white American. He also has a pair of black sunglasses that he is never seen without and is known to be the artist for “Thriller”, “Beat it” and many other legendary songs. Furthermore, he is known as the calligrapher for the famous dance step the “moon walk” and his initials are M.J. From this information, we have gathered that the next president will be male.
Many citizens have theories for the identity of the new president. We asked people in the crowd and this is what some answered, “ My hypothesis is that M.J. stands for Michael Jordan” stated Hilary Moor (23). Bill Bonston (19) told us, “ My grandfather used to listen to thriller when he was 10-11 years old so I think he knows who the president is. If only he were alive then I would of know.”
Yet it remains unsolved, some day soon the mystery secret shall be revealed, and only then will we be able to find out who this lucky guy really is.
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NEW POP STAR SENSATION
On January 29th, a new pop star will shine at Hollywood. The actor’s name is Rikako Hatoya. She is 31 years old, and her first debut movie is “The Dawn Night”. She acts as “Destere” the heroin of the movie.
Rikako was born on October 30th, 1997, and it was her dream to go to Hollywood ever since her first play in Grade 1 where she acted as the main character “Dorothy” in an edited version of “The Wizard of Oz”. She has a husband and a daughter who is 3 years old.
“I would like to thank you all my family, friends and fans for helping me become a pop star.” Said Rikako happily as she stood at the stage of the “The Dawn Night” movie premiere.
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